That is pretty gay....

Ok.  So gay dating sites are pretty smutt ridden.  It's really rare to actually find someone who isn't just after a quick boink at theirs, at yours, or in a public restroom on the riverside.  This post is for the gay guys who write things on dating sites that I find comical.  This isn't pulling the piss out of gay men - as I am gay.  And it is not pulling the piss out of men who like sex - please fuck anyone you want, doesn't change my life.  Rather it is just by pulling these out from the dating web and putting them out from the smutt and onto this *cough* wholesome *cough* blog will make my night. 

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Whilst I was trying to figure out if a guy was a top or a bottom (if he gives or takes, fyi to those straighties out there) coz I thought he was cute I got to this sentence.

A first date would ideally have some lingering stares, many laughs, and my skin burning where you accidentally touched me, ending with a taunting promise of many more...

Bottom.  Oh well.  A msg was sent just incase he was a top and just a tad bit poofy in his writing.

Then in comes a msg from a 26year old straight guy.  

hi would you like a massage? i live not to far away from you and i hope you would enjoy the massage from me.. let me know if your keen

Sometimes you need to be able to translate over used terms.  Example:

I am looking for Mr right, but will settle for Mr Right know!!!

Can be loosely translated into "I believe in love, but alas I am a slut"... then there are the ones that boarder onto erotic literature.

Dude, I love a good jerkoff. Whether rubbin out a fast one at the gym or a leisurely stroke-a-thon layin in bed. Just thinkin about past sex or smellin some hottie at the gym after he worked out, makes my boy jump to life. You know I gotta take care of it before too long. Pullin my shirt up over my head and slingin my boxers under my simmerin nuts, my plump boy waves drunkenly. I sniff my pit. Fuk yeah! My co...

 Um... yeah I will stop that one there coz it just gets more detailed.

At the end of the day laughing at most of these profiles is the reason I like being on dating sites.  It makes me smile reading these.  I doubt I will ever find someone worth while on them, date wise, but I stay on them...  who knows.... one day.... at least I get a laugh from them.

xx Action Wolfe

Oh.  I get him.  "Straight".  Wonder if that includes a happy ending or not.  No reply.

Friday - Groundhog Day

Today was the end of the biggest prac I have been on.  As insane and tiring as it was, I loved every fucking minute of it.  You have no idea how much a felt in place at that school teaching, and the kids were just brilliant... even though at times they were snotty and hormonal, but it comes with the teritory.  I decided I wasn't going to shed any tears.  Just before lunch I got the sterotypical box of chocolates out to say thankyou.  Then said the corniest shit I have ever said, but at the same time actually meant it. 

"I came into this prac expecting to have a mentor by the end of it, I didn't expect that I'd gain a friend out of it."

Yes.  those words came out of my mouth.  But they are true.  As soon asI said that we both teared up and started to head towards class.  It sounds soo fucking lame.  But at least my mentor teacher had grown to like me being there every day just as much as I enjoyed being there.  The kids all signed cards, cards that sung, and two of the classess (my favourite two from the start) got me some small gifts, which I will cherish.  The other day someone said to me:

"You always remember you're prac kids, they're the kids that turn you into the teacher you are."

It will be interesting to get my own classes I think.  I kinda can't wait. 

On the way home I got all watery eyed - yes yes.  I am a punce.  When I got home I found my Ipod, threw it on.  I haven't updated it in around 2 years and don't use it often.  Suddenly 7 songs in a row came on that I just couldn't be upset anymore.  Songs are like gateways to me soul sometimes.  It just so happens, that on shuffle, 7 "happy" songs came on.  

I call certain songs "happy songs"... because they lift me into a good mood.

1. Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas
2. Icecream - Peaches
3. Come so far - Hairspray Cast
4. Hotel Song - Regina Spektor
5. But It's Better If You Do - Panic! at the Disco
6. Mr. Jones - Counting Crows
7. What a Great Night- Hilltop Hoods
Then the battery died.

xx Action Wolfe

I have a new blog that will run along side this one...

... it is focused on the quotes I hear each day - the ones that make me smile.

Check it out.  This will be a nice little place to have a giggle once in a while.

: P

http://littlequotesbiglife.blogspot.com/

xx Action Wolfe

The bad part of life is being awake...

I've been having this dream lately... everything is perfect in it. I have always said all I want from life is to be truly happy. In this dream I am. I love being in this dream. I could easily stay in it.

Then I wake up.... and slowly come to the realisation that what I had dreamt was fabulous. That it was euphoric. I could easily have been smiling my whole sleep.

I hate the morning at the moment. Mainly because I have to come back to reality.

I'm in a rutt.

That rutt is this.

I want to find happiness... in whatever form it comes in.

I am a happy person... but a lot of it doesn't go past skin deep.

xx Action Wolfe